Donald Trump Dies and Goes to Hell

Fifty years later, he goes to the Devil and says...

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Contemporary Medical Terminology

For today, we have three, interrelated medical neologisms… WEB-MD-OSIS: Based on the patient’s research on WebMD, they are convinced they have either Ebola, cancer or some other deadly disease…

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Dutiful Wives

Three men were drinking together at their favorite watering hole, talking about how their wives needed to be instructed in their wifely duties after they were married. “When I brought home my ne…

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Passing Hearts

When it comes to writing, it is sometimes hard to judge where the line between not enough and too much exposition lives. Storytelling that is truly impactful and which leaves the most lasting impressi…

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If You Want to Change Minds, You’re Probably Doing it Wrong

If you are anything like me, you are probably getting very fatigued with the post-election hysteria. Many times over the past 72 hours, I have been very tempted to just shut down my computer and go fo…

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Good Morning, Everyone!

It’s a good day. We woke up this morning, breathed in and out, and we have a new President-elect that we either wanted or did not. Today, I refuse to be afraid. Today, I will not be considering …

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NaNoWriMo Begins, Wish Me Luck!

As of tomorrow, I start my first NaNoWriMo. Not sure what that is? It’s a masochistic little exercise wherein I attempt to bang out the first draft of a minimum 50k word novel in 30 days. ItR…

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A Writer Writing About Writing While He Writes

v This November, I’m doing something crazy, something I’ve been toying with for ages. Every year, writers from around the world participate in this crazy, off-the-rails, manic form of grou…

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Seeking Camp Counselors!

Looking for an interesting, challenging, thrilling and downright fun thing to do this summer? Like working with kids? “Clarence & The Godzooks’ Most Amazing Puppet Show” is looking for teena…

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New Stadium Scrapped in Favor of Legislative Office Building

Hartford, CT: Citing budget shortfalls and endless construction delays, city officials today announced the original plans for the new stadium have been scrapped.

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Malloy Warns Remaining CT Residents to Hunker Down

Gov. Dannel Malloy held a press conference today, warning any residents remaining in Connecticut, to avoid travel on the states aging and failing infrastructure today.

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Alan Rickman (21 February 1946 – 14 January 2016)

Of the entire 14 Billion year history of the Universe, I had the dumb luck to have my star-stuff coalesce into being at a time when luminescent people like Alan Rickman inhabited the spheres. From thi…

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