New Stadium Scrapped in Favor of Legislative Office Building
Hartford, CT: Citing budget shortfalls and endless construction delays, city officials today announced the original plans for the new stadium have been scrapped.
Malloy Warns Remaining CT Residents to Hunker Down
Gov. Dannel Malloy held a press conference today, warning any residents remaining in Connecticut, to avoid travel on the states aging and failing infrastructure today.
Alan Rickman (21 February 1946 – 14 January 2016)
Of the entire 14 Billion year history of the Universe, I had the dumb luck to have my star-stuff coalesce into being at a time when luminescent people like Alan Rickman inhabited the spheres. From this, I take great joy.
Timeless Quote is Timeless
“People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.” — Søren Aabye Kierkegaard
Ira and Mel B, A Puppet Love Story
Ira Fennelbloom is 32 years old, he lives with his mother and he’s got a thing for Melanie Brown. That makes the fact that he is a puppet, the least of his worries. Ira is a most endearing character, the every-man underdog we all love to cheer for. Even his overbearing mother is cute, in her own, […]
Follow Your Dreams
After college, I tried to start a Rock and Roll mathematics band, but couldn’t get no satisfraction,
Whole Foods Customers Buy More Than Just Organic
The funniest part of this guy donning “the apron” and pretending to work at a Whole Foods in New York, is how the patrons don’t seemed at all phased by his antics.
Shaggy-Dogs, A Much Maligned Tale
As a lover of storytelling, it is difficult not to have a love/hate relationship with the “Shaggy Dog” format…
New i-SkyProtect Technology Aids Return to Free-Range Parenting
You love your precious snowflake indigo child, and don’t want anything to ever go badly for them. We don’t blame you, we are parents and love our kids too and that’s why we, here at Nano-Wings™, we have developed the i-SkyProtect child safety monitoring system. Whenever a child is out of your direct supervision, they […]
On Tears, Every Now and Again
Last night, my family and I suffered through something that pretty much every one that has ever lived with a beloved pet, has had to do. After a startling decline in his health, we found it necessary to put our kitty-cat, Licorice, to sleep. Now, I know just reading that will elicit a pang of […]
